Tale of the Woman-Eating Tree

I've been trying to figure out what to write about because I hate to be repetitive, but the same old things have been going on.  I see coyotes trotting around my property.  I've got a couple of rather large alligator lizard buddies who hang out with me down at the hay barn.  I've been bathing the horses since we had a break in the storms, but I ran out of shampoo before I could wash Rock.  Yet